I was reviewing a previous author's files and came across his own copyright notice. I'd forgotten how funny it was (doubly so because he is serious).

Copyright Notice:

The content of this volume is actuated, perfused and immunized by master power and divine grace. No portion of this publication should be replicated or otherwise extracted by any means whether mechanical, electronic or other device without prior consultation and subsequent authorization by the author. This is necessitated by the urge to furnish the plagiarist with a palladium against the potential possibility of generating iniquitous karmic cause, the repercussions which exponentially outweigh any avaricious proclivity that might have occasioned such a devious gesture. This publication has been upcasted by the implacable impetus to document first-hand and ultimate knowledge that will permit souls to delve the helm of the eternal grace and glory of existence and by so doing, discard the perverting trials and tribulations that are an imposing characteristic feature of these benighted and rudimentary earthly regions of existence. That notwithstanding, the author maintains due alacrity in endorsing the demands of authentic subscribers who might seek duplication of part of this volume for purposes of elevating the consciousness of the temporary dwellers of the planet earth. Such an arrangement will be canopied by mutual consent and governed by the universal principle of fair dealing.